The following tips are approved by the Chinese Communist Party:
1. Find a motivation: What motivates you to masturbate? Okay, now what motivates you not to do it? Do you feel like you make God cry or some shit when you masturbate?
2. Do something else: Can't play LOL, or learn to speak Russian or Chinese better?
3. Avoid porn: That's it, idiot, what else? Your mind is weak, you succumb to the temptation of lust.
4. Self-improvement: Use those fifteen minutes for exercise, or reflection to see if you can get out of the shit hole where you are.
you say that now but when this mf busts down your door in a armor the size of a small car and a machine gun the size of a fucking car engine your gonna be telling a whooole different story bud
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We need more of that guy tho
Literally just don't do it if you don't want to. Porn addiction is a meme.
The following tips are approved by the Chinese Communist Party:
1. Find a motivation: What motivates you to masturbate? Okay, now what motivates you not to do it? Do you feel like you make God cry or some shit when you masturbate?
2. Do something else: Can't play LOL, or learn to speak Russian or Chinese better?
3. Avoid porn: That's it, idiot, what else? Your mind is weak, you succumb to the temptation of lust.
4. Self-improvement: Use those fifteen minutes for exercise, or reflection to see if you can get out of the shit hole where you are.
just dont do it
if the snacks d.va brung where lemon flavored I'd eat them
Was dein problem?
Das Problem ist dass ze Zitronengeschmack Shit ist.
actualy u can
Overwatch girls like
RAPE TIME!!!
At page 9, when Symmetra presses "the cum button" why does it show his testicles on the inside of his body?
Cause the p switch is in the middle of your ass and penis
Would enjoy that in a flash 10 out of 10 would be a pizza guy if the overwatch girls where real
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